Rehabilitation Warrior Gifts

Lab Rat Rehab...

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Big slipper.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Overdoing it.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"First day out of bed?"

Wheelchair Basketball

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'