Therapy Warrior Gifts

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Licensed Therapist

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Your contents have shifted."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Couples' therapy

Pet a Puppy

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."