Injury Avenger Gifts

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

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Big slipper.

'Where does it hurt?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Very funny!'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Chemical Waste.

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'So we meet again...'

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"So, what can I do for you?"

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'He can't seem to keep anything down.'