Vandalism Avenger Gifts

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Man using to much bug spray

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Revenge Graffiti.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Health and safety nightmare.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Wordplay: Graffiti.

A tree's revenge.

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"At least see who the author is."

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Boy accused of vandalism pleads 'limited liability'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Secret gang graffiti.

Stork delivering shoes.

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Graffiti

Revenge Pawn Shop: "They specialise in engagement rings."

You're making me breathe your poisonous smoke!

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"

"C'mon in! Don't worry, I packed a couple bowls of rice."