Vandalism Avenger Pillows

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Man using to much bug spray

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Revenge Graffiti.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Health and safety nightmare.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Wordplay: Graffiti.

A tree's revenge.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"At least see who the author is."

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Boy accused of vandalism pleads 'limited liability'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Stork delivering shoes.

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Secret gang graffiti.

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

Graffiti

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

You're making me breathe your poisonous smoke!

Revenge Pawn Shop: "They specialise in engagement rings."

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"