Junk Mail Avenger Pillows

"I understand you'se has asked to be removed from our mailing list."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

The Cynics.

Stork delivering shoes.

''You may already have won the war....''

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

Spamicide

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'