Junk Mail Crusader Pillows

Man refusing to accept junk mail.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Junk Mail.

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

No Junk Mail

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"You've got composter syndrome."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."