Junk Mail Skeptic Pillows

"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The birth of junk mail.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Mail

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Web (In)Security

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

''You may already have won the war....''

The Cynics.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

'I am the 'man with no name', and also the 'man with no e-mail address'.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'