Junk Mail Skeptic Pillows

"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The birth of junk mail.

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Mail

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

No Junk Mail

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

A letterbox sticks out its tongue.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Web (In)Security

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

'I am the 'man with no name', and also the 'man with no e-mail address'.'

The Cynics.

''You may already have won the war....''

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

Junk Mail