Junk Mail Critic Pillows

Junk Mail

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

The Cynics.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Do you want a fright with that?'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Take Your Kid To Work day

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'The fat laden sugar drenched junk food we make has fuelled an obesity epidemic amongst kids...We have to do something.'

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

No junk meal

"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'"

''You may already have won the war....''