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The Cynics.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Junk Mail.

'Do you want a fright with that?'

No Junk Mail

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"That Pink Slime I keep hearing about; is that a hamburger or the dessert?"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

"Load the holiday catalogues."

Take Your Kid To Work day

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'The fat laden sugar drenched junk food we make has fuelled an obesity epidemic amongst kids...We have to do something.'

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

''You may already have won the war....''

"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'"

No junk meal