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I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Envelopes.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"It's about time we said hello to reply all."

The Cynics.

''You may already have won the war....''

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."