Junk Mail Comedian Prints

Junk Mail.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Envelopes.

No Junk Mail

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Junk Mail

"It's about time we said hello to reply all."

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

The Cynics.

''You may already have won the war....''

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'