Junk Mail Enthusiasts Prints

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'The check is in the mail...'

Junk Mail.

'It's unto thee.'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'Slow Connection'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

No Junk Mail

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'First past the post?'

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"Just more Junk Mail."