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Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

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"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

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The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The check is in the mail...'

'It's unto thee.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Slow Connection'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'First past the post?'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'