Junk Mail Juggler Pillows

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"Look at all that junk mail! I knew I shouldn't have filled out that questionnaire yesterday."

Storm in the out tray

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Spam in inbox.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Only 10 hours to go.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Opening Of The Summer Games

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

E-mail

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.