Junk Mail Jester Pillows

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

'According to the junk mail people my name is Occupant.'

"The 'No circulars notice' didn't work then?"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

No Junk Mail

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Purpose of visit?'

Junk Mail

Junk Mail.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Suicide by overeating.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

'You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."