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"Just more Junk Mail."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

'According to the junk mail people my name is Occupant.'

"The 'No circulars notice' didn't work then?"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

'Purpose of visit?'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

Suicide by overeating.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'