Junk Mail Warrior Gifts

A Shredder for Junk Mail.

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

The birth of junk mail.

"I hit reply all too many times."

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

Amateur Spam.

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

E-mail

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"All right, back to answering e-mails and sighing."

"Unsubscribe us or face annihilation."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Out of office.

"I got your email to work – but it can only send and receive spam."

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.