Junk Mail Jugglers Gifts

"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."

Storm in the out tray

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Spam in inbox.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Only 10 hours to go.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Opening Of The Summer Games

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

E-mail

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"