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"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."

Storm in the out tray

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Spam in inbox.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

No Junk Mail

'Only 10 hours to go.'

Opening Of The Summer Games

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

This is my first time in an anagram bar. Am I correct in deducing that it's Happy Hour? Phayp Ruho 5-7.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"