Junk Mail Warrior T-Shirts

A Shredder for Junk Mail.

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I hit reply all too many times."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

The birth of junk mail.

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'

Junk Mail.

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

E-mail

Amateur Spam.

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"All right, back to answering e-mails and sighing."

"Unsubscribe us or face annihilation."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Out of office.

"I got your email to work – but it can only send and receive spam."

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."