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Dear Company, I'm not interested in your product. Signed, Occupant.

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The birth of junk mail.

While you were out...

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

Work Du Soleil

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

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"Can't talk now - ping me, yeah?"

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Junk Mail.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

No Junk Mail

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."