Junk Mail Avenger Gifts

"I understand you'se has asked to be removed from our mailing list."

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

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Junk Mail.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

No Junk Mail

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

''You may already have won the war....''

The Cynics.

Stork delivering shoes.

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

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