Anti-junk Mail Activist Gifts

No Bills

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

No Junk Mail

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

''You may already have won the war....''

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

The Cynics.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."

"Dear Householder...here is your free sample of Power Epoxy Glue."

'A musician? Why don't you get a serious job, son? Come to work for me.'