Snail Mail Advocate Gifts

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

You've got snail.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Junk Mail

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The check is in the mail...'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

'Slow Connection'

Recycling Post.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'It's unto thee.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Postes Modernes

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'