Snail Mail Supporter Gifts

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"I really miss letters."

"Internet's down."

'Did you hear they fired Jake? He was caught using e-mail.'

"I say we send postcards again this year...instead of putting everything on Facebook."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'I wish they'd call us classic mail, not 'snail mail'.'

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Snail with pc monitor.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Here's the junk mail.'

You've got snail.

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'The check is in the mail...'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'It's unto thee.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."