Snail Mail Enthusiasts Gifts

'For faster service next time use Email. Thank you!'

'The check is in the mail...'

'He always barks when the mail comes.'

Separate post boxes for 'local' 'out of town' and 'snail mail'.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

You've got snail.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Junk Mail

"Just junk mail."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.

'Slow Connection'

Recycling Post.

Love by e-mail.