Snail Mail Aficionado Gifts

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

'It's a tramp stamp.'

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

Woman at mailbox hears, 'You've got junk mail.'

"Apparently she's your Philippino penfriend come to visit"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"Did I put enough postage on that?"

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Junk Mail

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

'It's unto thee.'

Postes Modernes

'Slow Connection'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Recycling Post.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'