Snail Mail Nostalgist Gifts

Post Office: 'I hate it when they E-mail to complain!'

"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Letter Collecting Nerd

The Paper Route

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

You've got snail.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

'The check is in the mail...'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'It's unto thee.'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'Slow Connection'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'First past the post?'

Santa delivering newspapers

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

The first email message was conceived, funded and launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikutake Suji.

"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"I really miss letters."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.