Old-school Snail Mail Enthusiast Gifts

'I've found that snail mail, along with poor penmanship, is the best formula for secure mail.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

You've got snail.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Junk Mail

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

Recycling Post.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'Slow Connection'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Postman in the Snow

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'It's unto thee.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

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