Old-school Snail Mail Enthusiast Gifts

'I've found that snail mail, along with poor penmanship, is the best formula for secure mail.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Junk Mail

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

Postes Modernes

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'It's unto thee.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Slow Connection'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Recycling Post.

Postman in the Snow

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."