Snail Mail Aficionados Gifts

Parcel mail by sewer.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

You've got snail.

Transylvanian Snails.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

"Just junk mail."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'It's unto thee.'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

Postman in the Snow

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Slow Connection'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

You've got mail.

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

The Post Office Is... Forever

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'First past the post?'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

You've got mail...

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"I really miss letters."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

'Dad, I know we're supposed to hate postmen, but what is the etiquette for couriers?'