Snail Mail Aficionados Gifts

Parcel mail by sewer.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Transylvanian Snails.

You've got snail.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Just junk mail."

Junk Mail

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Postman in the Snow

'Slow Connection'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'It's unto thee.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

You've got mail.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

The Post Office Is... Forever

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'First past the post?'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

You've got mail...

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

"I really miss letters."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'