Retro Mail Lover Gifts

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Fossil record player.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'I miss the great depression.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Here's the junk mail.'