Retro Mail Lover Mugs

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Letter Collecting Nerd

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Fossil record player.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Old Book Smell

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"The record player is skipping again."

'Here's the junk mail.'

'I miss the great depression.'