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"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

'It's a tramp stamp.'

Woman at mailbox hears, 'You've got junk mail.'

"Apparently she's your Philippino penfriend come to visit"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"Did I put enough postage on that?"

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

You've got snail.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Junk Mail

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

'Slow Connection'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'It's unto thee.'

Postes Modernes

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Recycling Post.

Postman in the Snow