Mail Enthusiast Gifts

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

'Aw no! Not more junk mail!'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

US Post Office (Junk Mail Division).

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Air Mail box in fish bowl

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Mailbox of Plenty

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'And how about when they take the mail and just dump it right into the recycling bin? That's really harsh.'

Postes Modernes

'My Master's changed job and become a postman: I am so distraught...'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Santa called but you were out!

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Sorry, no messages for you today."

US Post Office: 'Can you get this to Walla Walla by Whitsuntide?'

Postman

'I reckon she's gonna miss you when you're on holiday next week!'

'We still get a second post - we're just not sure what's happened to the first one.'

' I see that you're starting to get the spam here too...that sucks man...'

(a man watched his mailman destroy his mailbox ) 'Good call on the mailman Jenny! He IS on steroids!'

Cat flap 2

Recycling Post.

'Email brought us SPAM, but on the bright side, it killed Saturday delivery of junk mail from the post office.'

"We have to get to the Post Office. They've got a big sign down there that says 'mail early'."

"Don't stand there, Bozo. I've got things to see and people to do, so let's tango or I'm outta here!"

"It's just another catalog previewing all the stuff coming tomorrow in the next catalog."