Anti-junk Mail Activist Pillows

No Bills

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Vote McWhirtle. No salesman will call!

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

''You may already have won the war....''

The Cynics.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

"Dear Householder...here is your free sample of Power Epoxy Glue."

"Here's the deal. I'll buy lots of stuff from you online if you stop sending me catalogs through the mail."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'A musician? Why don't you get a serious job, son? Come to work for me.'

'Great! Now they're putting SPAM into seashells!'