Junk Mail Humorist Pillows

'By opening this envelope, and taking out this letter you have voluntarily agreed to buy product...'

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

You are already a loser.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

Envelopes.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'He's our Spam expert!'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Spam Folders

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

"Just more Junk Mail."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

The Cynics.

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

''You may already have won the war....''

oh just the usual junk mail

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