Mailbox Humorist Pillows

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

Steak Lovers.

Envelopes.

'He's our Spam expert!'

Spam Folders

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'it's the local bank manager.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Junk Mail

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

Beware of the Dog.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Letters arrive during flood.

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.