Mailbox Humorist Prints

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Steak Lovers.

Envelopes.

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Spam Folders

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'it's the local bank manager.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Beware of the Dog.

Letters arrive during flood.

oh just the usual junk mail

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"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."