Mail Humor Fan Prints

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

Letters arrive during flood.

Beware of the Dog.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'