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Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Letters arrive during flood.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Beware of the Dog.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'