Mail Humorist Gifts

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'You better tell the sender not to pay just half the postage!'

US Post Office, Walk Ins Welcome.

'No back-log for us to clear tomorrow.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

Envelopes.

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Spam Folders

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Letters arrive during flood.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Beware of the Dog.

"It's about time we said hello to reply all."

oh just the usual junk mail

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

This end up - You idiot.