Mail Delivery Humorist Gifts

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Envelopes.

'He's our Spam expert!'

Spam Folders

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

oh just the usual junk mail

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Letters arrive during flood.

Beware of the Dog.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."