Mail Delivery Humorist Gifts

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Envelopes.

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Spam Folders

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Beware of the Dog.

Letters arrive during flood.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

oh just the usual junk mail

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."