Mail Delivery Joke Lover Gifts

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Bunny express,

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postal Worker Satisfaction

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

"Your allowance is in the mail."

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Letters arrive during flood.

Postman and dog

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Beware of the Dog.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

Letter box

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

This end up - You idiot.

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

Mail Man with Syringe.