Mailbox Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Beware of the Dog.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Letters arrive during flood.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

oh just the usual junk mail

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

Letter box

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"Internet's down."