Mailbox Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Beware of the Dog.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

A letterbox sticks out its tongue.

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Letters arrive during flood.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"Internet's down."