Humorous Mail Lovers Mugs

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Macho man body building club.

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Postman in the Snow

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Beware of the God

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

'Dad, I know we're supposed to hate postmen, but what is the etiquette for couriers?'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

A letterbox sticks out its tongue.

'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Beware of the Dog.

Letters arrive during flood.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"Nothing but junk mail and a death certificate."