Humorous Mail Lovers Pillows

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Macho man body building club.

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Postman in the Snow

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'Dad, I know we're supposed to hate postmen, but what is the etiquette for couriers?'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Oh great. We got our 1040 Estimated Tax Coupons.'

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Beware of the Dog.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Letters arrive during flood.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Nothing but junk mail and a death certificate."

Post Office

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."