Mail Mishap Humorist Gifts

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

Envelopes.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Parcel mail by sewer.

Letters arrive during flood.

Beware of the Dog.

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

oh just the usual junk mail

Junk Mail

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.