Mail Mishap Humorist Mugs

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Envelopes.

Insufficient Postage

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Parcel mail by sewer.

oh just the usual junk mail

Beware of the Dog.

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

Letters arrive during flood.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'